Calling Magnussen Benz Over Button, The Mercs, Beauty & the F1 Geek, Hippy F1 and Ch-ch-ch-changes!
If you have paid, remind me and I'll blame it on baby brain!
Tuesday, 29 July 2014
Hungarian GP - "absolutely amazing...sensational"
Yes please
Flame-grilled Lewis - another retro F1 event
Big Heads - did you spot the faux Lewis and Fernando in the pit lane?
First rain of the season - I'm not used to so much crashing
Vettel on the radio - "negative negative" (thinks he's a cop?)
Close finishes
Lovely, elegant trophies
No thanks
Qually upsets - Bianchi takes out Raikkonen
Hamilton wears a rosary - do we call the fashion police or the Swiss Guard?
They don't make 'em like they used to - drivers can no longer cope with a wet qually
Force India - drivers taking each other out
Poor tyre strategies - poor Button
Haliwell - hanging out with Horner
Flame-grilled Lewis - another retro F1 event
Big Heads - did you spot the faux Lewis and Fernando in the pit lane?
First rain of the season - I'm not used to so much crashing
Vettel on the radio - "negative negative" (thinks he's a cop?)
Close finishes
Lovely, elegant trophies
No thanks
Qually upsets - Bianchi takes out Raikkonen
Hamilton wears a rosary - do we call the fashion police or the Swiss Guard?
They don't make 'em like they used to - drivers can no longer cope with a wet qually
Force India - drivers taking each other out
Poor tyre strategies - poor Button
Haliwell - hanging out with Horner
Hungarian GP Results
1. Ch-ch-ch-Changes! - 1,007
2. The Pitstop Princess - 742
3. The Hopefuls - 733
4. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 689
5. No Vices Now - 684
6. The Mercs - 671
7. Hippy F1 - 654
8. The View from the Back of the Grid - 570
9. Red Bull goes Brazil Nuts!! - 522
10. League of extraordinary pay drivers - 521
11. The Baldy Biker - 459
12. Magnussen Benz Over Button - 351
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 280
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses not Donkeys - 257
2. The Pitstop Princess - 742
3. The Hopefuls - 733
4. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 689
5. No Vices Now - 684
6. The Mercs - 671
7. Hippy F1 - 654
8. The View from the Back of the Grid - 570
9. Red Bull goes Brazil Nuts!! - 522
10. League of extraordinary pay drivers - 521
11. The Baldy Biker - 459
12. Magnussen Benz Over Button - 351
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 280
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses not Donkeys - 257
Monday, 21 July 2014
German GP - "G shift 12. Pick up rubber"
Ja
Surprising Quotes - Horner: "Red Bull would take a second row"
Female marshals
Team Radio - To Perez: "Please lift and coast...you can't rely on rain...this is the last time I'm warning you."
Secret codes - To Hamilton: "Menu Magic Button 2." Hamilton: "I've never heard of it."
Hulkcam - swivels and everything.
"Pooer" - how Grosjean pronounces...
Retro year - can now add Kvyat on fire to V6 engines
0.0 - the time difference between Alonso and Ricciardo's finish time
Mattiacci - Kimi needs to work harder
Nein
Massa - time to retire
No awkward bit before the podium - I love the awkward bit
Surprising Quotes - Horner: "Red Bull would take a second row"
Female marshals
Team Radio - To Perez: "Please lift and coast...you can't rely on rain...this is the last time I'm warning you."
Secret codes - To Hamilton: "Menu Magic Button 2." Hamilton: "I've never heard of it."
Hulkcam - swivels and everything.
"Pooer" - how Grosjean pronounces...
Retro year - can now add Kvyat on fire to V6 engines
0.0 - the time difference between Alonso and Ricciardo's finish time
Mattiacci - Kimi needs to work harder
Nein
Massa - time to retire
No awkward bit before the podium - I love the awkward bit
German GP Results
1. Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes - 943
2. The Pitstop Princess - 670
3. The Hopefuls - 661
4. The Mercs - 641
5. No Vices Now - 633
6. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 626
7. Hippy F1 - 601
8. The View from the Back of the Grid - 521
9. League of Extraordinary Pay Drivers - 486
10. Red Bull goes Brazil Nuts!! - 440
11. The Baldy Biker - 407
12. Magnussen Benz over Button - 339
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 260
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses not Donkeys - 213
2. The Pitstop Princess - 670
3. The Hopefuls - 661
4. The Mercs - 641
5. No Vices Now - 633
6. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 626
7. Hippy F1 - 601
8. The View from the Back of the Grid - 521
9. League of Extraordinary Pay Drivers - 486
10. Red Bull goes Brazil Nuts!! - 440
11. The Baldy Biker - 407
12. Magnussen Benz over Button - 339
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 260
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses not Donkeys - 213
Wednesday, 9 July 2014
GB GP - "You cannot touch this"
Hooray
Qualifying 12th - congrats Marussia
107% rule - it's been a while old friend, brought out for Caterham
Overtaking - Alonso and Bottos enlivening the race
Fighting - Alonso, Vettel and Button all put in a good show
Disappointed
Slebs - Osborne (surprised that Coulthard recognised him given that none of his money goes that way), Vorderman, Niomi Campbell, Fassbender, boring
Q1 - Williams and Ferrari out, poor show
Slebs - Eric Clapton is Massa's biggest fan - clearly doesn't watch much F1
Schoolboy errors - overshooting the grid slot, Alonso
Snitching - Button, Alonso and Vettel
Hamilton's hair
Qualifying 12th - congrats Marussia
107% rule - it's been a while old friend, brought out for Caterham
Overtaking - Alonso and Bottos enlivening the race
Fighting - Alonso, Vettel and Button all put in a good show
Disappointed
Slebs - Osborne (surprised that Coulthard recognised him given that none of his money goes that way), Vorderman, Niomi Campbell, Fassbender, boring
Q1 - Williams and Ferrari out, poor show
Slebs - Eric Clapton is Massa's biggest fan - clearly doesn't watch much F1
Schoolboy errors - overshooting the grid slot, Alonso
Snitching - Button, Alonso and Vettel
Hamilton's hair
British GP Results
1. Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes! - 862
2. The Pitstop Princess - 595*
3. The Mercs - 581
4. The Hopefuls - 576*
5. No Vices Now - 573*
6. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 570
7. Hippy F1 - 548*
8. The View from the Back of the Grid - 463
9. League of Extraordinary Pay Drivers - 440
10. Red Bull goes Brazil nuts!! - 402
11. The Baldy Biker - 361
12. Magnussen Benz Over Button - 325
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 230
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses no Donkeys - 193
* Home track
2. The Pitstop Princess - 595*
3. The Mercs - 581
4. The Hopefuls - 576*
5. No Vices Now - 573*
6. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 570
7. Hippy F1 - 548*
8. The View from the Back of the Grid - 463
9. League of Extraordinary Pay Drivers - 440
10. Red Bull goes Brazil nuts!! - 402
11. The Baldy Biker - 361
12. Magnussen Benz Over Button - 325
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 230
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses no Donkeys - 193
* Home track
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