Germany GP - "Get in there Lewis, beautiful start"

This post is guest-written by Put Out to Pastor.  Although based on his FF1 score this year, I have no idea why you should pay any heed to this man's Formula 1 based ramblings.

For a race that had lots of on-track, non-DRS passes, and no toddler interrupting it, I struggled to find much of real interest:

Lebenkuchens

• Pit Stop Princes - Blisteringly fast tyre changes are all Williams having going for them at the moment.

• Return of Radio - Allowing Vettel to overrule the team on strategy... Who says the wall coaches the drivers?

• Feeling Bullish - Never thought I'd be happy to see Red Bull returning as a challenger.

Dummkopfs

• Rotten Rosberg - Another poor start costs him and he frightened poor little Max.

• Blue flag Gutierrez - Red Bull to Danny Ric: "He's doing it to everyone, he's not just picking on you".

• Grid walk (Sky) a celeb-free zone - Did anyone else feel slightly awkward at Mick Schumacher kicking about?

• Media located in Hamilton's backside - Why do they love him? Everything he does makes me cringe ("I'm fricking sweating so much")