Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts

Sunday, 26 September 2021

Russia GP Qualifying and Race Report

Two Free Practices had been cancelled at this holiday destination circuit before Qualifying.  Luckily it dried up just in time, although cars used the wet weather intermediate tire for most of the three Qualifying sessions.  There had been a few crashes during practice sessions, then Giovinazzi spun during the first session.  The messages over the radio showed that teams had no idea whether there would be more rain or not.  Vestappen only briefly went out as he was already due to start at the back of the grid, taking a new engine.  This would develop into a theme.

In the second Qualifying session, Latifi and LeClerc also didn't go out and set a time as they had decided to take new engines.  We all learnt a rule, that the first driver to take an engine change starts at the very back and those who declare later will start in the reverse order of declaration.  So LeClerc was next and will start one place in front of Verstappen.  Williams were waiting to see what Ferrari did, then decided to take an engine change penalty, so Latifi starts in front of LeClerc.  In between them, Giovinazzi took a gearbox penalty.  Finally, and well after Qualifying, Bottas took an engine change, for "strategic purposes", meaning he starts five places ahead of Verstappen.  Is the strategy for Bottas to hold up Verstappen at the back of the pack?  At the end of the session, the other two drivers out were the Alpha Tauri drivers, who made poor strategic decisions about when to take their laps, with Russell and Alonso through to Q3.

At this point, the track was drying out and it was looking like there might be a dry line soon.  Russell was the first driver to decide to go on to slick, dry tires.  This initially looked like a poor idea as he nearly spun exiting the pit lane.  However, he was able to get a feel for these tires and built up to a quick lap.  Other drivers made the change, with Sainz and Norris able to get in better laps but it led to the Williams starting third.  A fantastic result for the backmarkers.  The young guns were certainly showing the old hands how to tackle the changing conditions, as Hamilton first collided with the pit lane wall, resulting in him holding up Bottas in the pit lane, then he spun on his first lap on slicks and his final lap of the session.

Everyone learnt something in Russia. Hamilton didn't know there were skiing places in Sochi.

On to race day, during the Sky build up with DHL, Aston Martin and Bond, Crofty arrived driving the truck.  We're that desperate for HGV drivers.

Rain was predicted 5-10 minutes into the race, with teams thinking that different amounts of rain were going to fall.  So this could have been another Spa...

A thrilling first lap kicked off proceedings, where the lead could have gone to anyone.  Sainz took it from Norris, with Russell maintaining third.  Stroll got up to 4th, which meant that most people thought that Hamilton was in 4th as their liveries are too similar.  Ricciardo and Alonso battled for position, with Alonso knowing all the shortcuts around the circuit.  Hamilton had fallen back to 7th behind them.  Chaos at the back of the grid saw LeClerc, Bottas and Latifi all hold their position relative to Verstappen with local boy Mazepin holdng his place but all of them got past Schumacher, Giovinazzi and Tsunoda.  Crazy.  And no replay, so I have no idea how that happened.

It took 6 laps for Verstappen to get past Bottas.  Then another 6 laps before the conversation became solely about tires.  Stroll took the undercut first.  The clouds showed no sign of dropping any rain.  Despite some whinging about tires, Norris was able to get past Sainz to take the lead again.  Russell was first to respond to Stroll and lost his third place to him.

On Lap 23, McLaren fell for Mercedes' bluff and then cocked up the pit stop.  The race continued and despite some good overtaking manoeuvres, there isn't too much to say about the middle of the race.

With the grid split on strategy quite drastically, it was hard to predict who was going to stand on the podium.  Add in many slow stops and there were several contenders.  The top step seemed to be between Norris and Hamilton.  As the race drew to a close, engineers were on the radio warning of light rain soon.  Crofty and Di Resta were gleefully pointing out grey clouds.  With 8 laps to go, the spectators put up their umbrellas and got out their rain coats.  Norris ran wide on the wet track and Hamilton pounded, sensing his time was now.  Norris held the place, then ran wide again.  Stroll was first to pit for wet tires, leading several followers.  As some drivers were not using wet tires, DRS was disabled, giving those in close battle a breather.  Stroll pushed his team mate Vettel into the wall.

Breath was held as Norris hung out without going onto wet tires.  Stroll and Gasley spun into each other.  Norris wobbled.  He wobbled some more.  The spray plumed higher and higher, with light rain becoming Scottish rain, and finally, with a grim inevitability, Norris spun off and Hamilton took the lead.  Lando called for full wet and to pit and the team finally agreed with him: "I can't go this anymore".  LeClerc also threw away his race because he didn't go to wets and stopped on the track as he was unable to drive the car any longer.  We then had to wait and find out whether Norris would also get a penalty for crossing back over the pit lane entry line.  With all this, Verstappen had made it from the back of the grid to second.  Raikkonen scored points for Alpha Romeo.  Norris did get Fastest Lap and Driver of the Day.  Russell was unable to convert his top 3 start to a podium position but did pick one point for 10th.  Despite everything that happened to him during the race, Sainz somehow managed to go from second to third, getting a much needed podium.

Norris definitely looked like he'd shed a tear before he turned up to the press pen, declaring it "heartbreak".   The race win was ultimately decided on a weather forecast interpretation.  Cruel.

I can tell you that most of this post is about the first 5 laps and the last 5 laps.  Channel 4 will find editing the highlights an easy task.

Monday, 30 September 2019

Russia GP - "P1 and P2 for the Silver Arrows...that's exactly what we needed"

It was every teachers' disaster for Anthony Davidson pre-race, his smartboard failed.

Francesco Bernoulli has been on and on at me to mention the hilarity that is Lewis Hamilton riding around the paddock on his scooter at every race.  Scooter mentioned.  Will we mention that he doesn't wear a helmet either?

For the first half of the race, there was a virtual argument on the radio between Vettel and LeClerc over who should be given the lead of the race.  It turned out that it wasn't Ferrari's to give away, as they  made a poor pit stop strategy.  Vettel was straight out with a KERS problem too.

Something broke on Russell's car, which sent him into the barrier.  Williams decided to retire Kubica's car, just in case.  It would look bad if you were the one to finally finish the Pole off.

It was another race where Bottas trundled around behind Hamilton.  It makes you wonder why Mercedes didn't roll the dice and try someone else for the next season.

A mediocre race all in all.

Russia GP - Results

1. Evel Marque - 877*
2. PickedInAHurry - 836*
3. Je suis Charlie - 800
4. BottHaas - 790*
5. The Hope Fulls - 770*
6. Jack the Lad - 643
7. The Pitstop Princess - 625*
8. Hippy F1 - 571*
9. Ferrari Rocher - 505
10. Francesco Bernoulli - 405*

* Home track played

Monday, 1 October 2018

Russia GP - Results

1. Give it some Gasly! - 887*
2. Two World Champions, Two Future World Champions, and um, Two Other Guys - 851*
3. Evel Marque - 821*
4. Maximum Attack! - 761
5. Hasstag#FaceBull - 667*
6. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 657*
7. No Vices Now - 641*
8. The Hopefulls - 631*
9. The Pitstop Princess - 573*
10. Halo, Baby! - 569*
11. Spa Day with a Shooey - 505*
12. Hippy F1 - 465*
13. Jack Johnson - 440
14. Wheels on Fire - 430

* Home track played

Russia GP - "We'll talk about it later"

Guest blog this week from Halo, Baby!

It was already shaping up to be a poor race weekend on Saturday when it was announced that dirty Di Resta would be co-commentator for Sky, when Sirotkin killed-off Q1 by spinning out to cause a yellow flag and when Q2 became the most pointless 12 minutes of the season so far (as 3 of the 15 drivers had massive penalties and 2 were not running due to tyre tactics).

At the risk of pissing in the wind, I’m getting so sick of SkyF1’s infatuation with Lewis Hamilton, who I will never stop despising. I mean, why did the grid-walk have to be interrupted to show a fluff piece where Hamilton, dressed like a holidaying Rupert the bear, was interviewed in Borneo by Anthony Davidson about eco stuff (no mention of irony in terms of the carbon footprint caused by the F1 circuit killing the Borneon rain forrest). 

The lovely folk at Liberty Media have brought in a mixed bag audiovisual stylings to F1, summed up in a race where 37 laps in we witnessed a “the Pit Window is OPEN” flashing graphic. And then there’s Hamilton’s “gangsta” F1 profile pic where he does the pointy gun thing.... Though the slow-mo internal graphic of a Sauber’s brakes was pretty damn cool.

So, what did we learn from this race? 
- No one notices Toro Rosso anymore (it escaped us that they both went out within the first half-dozen laps);
- That Williams and McLaren have forgotten who they were and should be and have entered into a race to become the new Marussia [Ed. Make that Minardi];
- That Carlos Sainz has a long memory and a strong sense of justice (“remember the 5 second penalty I got two years ago for...”)
- That Force India are no longer prepared allow Perez to write-off cars for our entertainment;
- That Vettel has resigned himself to runner up this year, as displayed by blowing within a few corners his position ahead of Hamilton;
- That Max Verstappen has an “ultimate objective” (according to early team radio) and that he’s so freaking fast he’ll probably achieve it;
- That the (not) podium interviewers think up their own questions.... and that this is a very poor idea;
- That Di Resta thinks Hamilton is “a very special human being”;
- That it’s OK to shaft Bottas for a couple of (ultimately unnecessary) driver points for Hamilton;
- That Toto Wolfe is crap at apologies;
- Oh, and that beards are officially no longer hip (as demonstrated by Putin’s wee buddy, Bernie E)

Monday, 1 May 2017

Russia GP - "well worth the wait"

Another race full of retirements, how much longer can this go on for?

Alonso stopped on the warm-up lap. I think in the olden days we would have seen him racing back to the pits to see what can be done.  Now he's keeping his head down and checking his online banking.

During the first lap, Grosjean and Palmer collided.  I remember a time when we would have automatically put that on Grosjean, now we automatically blame Palmer.  How long can he keep his seat?  I'm also wondering why it is now so acceptable to have a good swear on team radio, they wouldn't in the press pit.  Stroll also spun.

On Lap 5, Ricciardo's brakes caught fire. He was out.  So when Hamilton said: "There's something wrong, I'm getting sensations", there was hope.  Instead he spent the race radioing over and over about "struggling with his temps".

After those opening laps, nothing happened.  At all.  Well, on Lap 33 Raikkonen confused Hamilton and Bottas.  Massa had a slow puncture on Lap 43.  On Lap 44, Bottas requested less radio communications.

Hooray for Bottas, getting his maiden victory, I'm just very disappointed that it wasn't for Williams.

Eddie Jordan then proved he has dementia when he jumped on to the podium shouting: "Sochi, thank you for giving us an unbelievable race!"  Perhaps he was worried that he was going to be sent to the gulag.

Russia GP - Results

1. Evel Marque - 272*
2. Bernie is a hobbit - 230
3. Two World Champions, two future World Champions and, um, two other guys - 229
4. The Pitstop Princess - 223
5= Hoping for an Indian Summer - 210
5= Torque of the Devil - 210
7. No Vices Now - 195
8. Moneyball - 193
9. BOT-RAI-PER - 178
10. Slightly Slower Racing - 173
11= Jenson's Whinging Legacy - 166
11= Even more hopeful - 166
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 162
14. Hippy F1 - 146
15. Burn after racing - 116

Monday, 2 May 2016

Russia GP- "We've finally done it in Russia"

Putin orders it

The Pitstop Princess loves a pun - Brundle: "Fins ain't what they used to be"
Tidying up - Vettel puts his broken front wing in his cockpit
Scooter driving - Vettel hops in the driver seat to get back to the pits (see also Toddler Pitstop's main life ambition)
Bleeper machine - Formula 1 Management gets good value from theirs this weekend
What little radio communication we heard - Perez: "Do you like my pace?  Do you like it?"
Consecutive race wins - if it was Hamilton we would all be complaining though.  Apparently this means that Nico has won more races consecutively than his father won in his whole championship-winning career.  I tried to verify this but the chart on Wikipedia was too confusing.
Mercedes engineer swap - the big story of the race weekend.  Has management decided that Rosberg should have better engineers?  Is it all coincidence?
Kvyat - a masterclass in how to own up and apologise for a mistake

Putin frowns

Kvyat - gets it right this time, bumping Vettel twice to ensure no awkward podium room chat (although he missed  bumping Putin which would have guaranteed this for all)
Radio communication - so the Mercedes engineers can't tell Hamilton "it's hammer time" but the Ferrari engineers can tell Raikkonen "this is a critical point"?
Massa's five second penalty - does anyone know why this was awarded?
Paul di Resta - are we the only household who hits fastforward whenever he appears?

Russia GP - Results

1. BogOffBernie - 284
2. Three teams, one dream - 265
3. Merc-redible Hulk - 227
4. The Pitstop Princess - 219
5. Claire has to type this sentence each time as my team name - 212
6. No Vices Now - 211
7. Weak End of Bernie - 208
8. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 196
9. Halo, it's me - 193
10. Marian's Marvels - 167
11. The Hopefuls - 146
12. Hippy F1 - 138
13. British Racing Green - 133
14. The Maranello Marvels - 121
15. Put out to Pastor - 80
16. Indiana Walker and the Tyres of Doom - 58

Monday, 12 October 2015

Russian GP - "What the **** can you do?"

Da

Horner quotes - "Eddie is talking out of his a**e"
Walking free from big crashes - Sainz and Grosjean
Ushankas for the podium - well, the drivers seemed very please with them

Niet

Perry quotes - 15 degrees is "very cool".   Sainz had a "spectacular crash".
Poor qualifying - Kvyat 11th, Massa 15th.  And did it lead to exciting racing as they made their way up through the grid...?
Rosberg out - too early and dashing the chances of a championship climax
Return of the moving chicanes - or, as is says on their garage wall, McLarens
A shame - Sainz and Ricciardo
Raising our hopes - radio to Hamilton: "suspect performance from the rear wing...do not use DRS" - amounted to nothing
Writing "Perez denied Force India's third ever podium" too soon
Raikkonen - boo
Putin the podium room - making it actually less awkward then usual

Russian GP - Results

1. Teutonic Titans, Titanic Twits - 1,188
2= Sharks have no bones :) - 1,173
2= DC's Tighty Whiteys - 1,173
4. HamBerg from McCedes drive through please - 1,172
5. Double Mercedes is boring! - 956
6. The F1 Flumps - 942
7. Mike and the Mechanics - 917
8. Baby on Board - 913
9. Muppet Racing - 896*
10. Lots of trouble usually serious - 872
11. Go Fast and Prosper - 867
12. Hippy F1 - 771
13. The Hopefuls - 681
14. I Blame Clarkson - 649
15. The Pitstop Princess - 648
16. I Monza Brink of Insanity - 647
17. No Vices Now - 611
18= Baby Pitstop's Change Crew - 608
18= Beauty & the F1 Geek - 608
20. The Very Good Value - 589
21. Juan Angus Fangio C.I. - 485
22. 10CC - 441

* Home track

Sunday, 12 October 2014

Russian GP - "history in the making"

Da

The inaugural Russian Grand Prix - say what you like about Putin but he can stage a sporting event
Russian-themed helmets - a la Vettel
Ericcson beating Massa in Q1
McLaren - rising like a phoenix from the ashes

Nyet

Remembering Jules Bianchi - not saying it shouldn't be done but it appears to be mainly using hashtags and standing in a circle
Massa beaten by Ericcson in Q1
Faff for the national anthem - I don't get it, my sense of national pride is clearly not as strong as others
Slow pit lane speed limit - Hamilton had time to take both hands off the wheel mid-race to adjust his gloves
Let the drivers do the driving - message to Vettel: "Respect the beeps"
Grosjean's penalty - a poor decision by the stewards
Putin - have we had so much television coverage of any other state leaders during an F1 race?
Petrov - anyone else completely forgotten about him until this weekend?
Lauder - is taking Lewis Hamilton home in his plane..doesn't Rosberg live in Monaco too?
Sochi - the new Valencia - dull, dull, dull

Russian GP Results

1. Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes!! - 1,415
2. The Hopefuls - 1,040
3. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 1,035
4= The Pitstop Princess - 995
4= No Vices Now - 995
6. The Mercs - 929
7. Hippy F1 - 888
8. The View from the  Back of the Grid - 843
9. League of extraordinary pay drivers - 781
10. Red Bull goes Brazil Nuts!! - 759
11. The Baldy Biker - 714
12. Magnussen Benz over Button - 501
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 416
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses not Donkeys - 331