Chart of Lust
1. (re-entry) Newbies - The Hulk outqualifies Barrichello, Petrov outqualified Kubica and Rosberg 6, Schumacher 14. Retire old men.
2. (new entry) Bernie - for saying about team orders/tactics: "They're all dressed the same.
3. (new entry) Ledgard - for saying: "Michael Schumacher's gone soft." Obviously he was referring to his tyre choice not his driving style.
4. (new entry) Barrichello - for finally speaking out
5. (new entry) Anniversaries - 150 races for Webber, 100 for Red Bull
Chart of Loathing
1. (new entry) Sabotage - what's the betting Schumacher fixed it so that the mechanics didn't properly attached all of Rosberg's wheels.
2. (new entry) Sulking - Massa last weekend, Vettel this weekend.
3. (up 1) Reluctant hugs - Seb doesn't want a hug, Mark, it won't make it better.
4. (new entry) The trophy - a wooden animal carcass? Just what I wanted.
5. (new entry) Whitmarsh's Ray Bans - I don't care if Jenson gets you them for free, take them off.