Belgian GP - "If you can keep your head..."

Oui

Reportage shots of fries and mayo
Magnussen - sporting a loom  band and no cap
Mercedes touch on Lap 2 - grimly inevitable
Hamilton's kevlar revenge on Rosberg
The Raikkonaissance

Non

Bernie's ramblings - is it diplomacy (as EJ suggests) or senility
Hamilton - he wanted to quit the race, they needed a moving billboard.  He doesn't enjoy driving for driving's sake I guess
"Squeezy squeezy" - Bedward
No rain - come on 2014 season, just a few more drips of water please
Finishing 13th - someone should tell Massa that the number 13 is unlucky in Britain
Booing - Rosberg didn't win and he's a nicer chap as Hamilton is at least

On le fence

Horner's beard - surely Halliwell's doing
17 year old drivers - I still worry when I go over 45mph and I'm twice his age

Belgian GP Results

1. Ch-ch-ch-Changes! - 1,047
2. The Pitstop Princess - 828
3. The Hopefuls - 781
4. Mercrari Hulkenassa - 741
5. No Vices Now - 717
6.Hippy F1 - 715
7. The Mercs - 685
8. The View from the Back of the Grid - 615
9. League of Extraordinary Pay Drivers - 613*
10. Red Bull goes Brazil Nuts!! - 600
11. The Baldy Biker - 519
12.Magnussen Benz Over Button - 367
13. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 305
14. Hopefully Prancing Horses not Donkeys - 281