Brazil Banter - "Yep. Thanks guys."

I should be happy, this race saw the most coverage of Williams all year. If only there had been a Venezuelan grand prix too.

Especially for all the geekier participants in the league, there was lots of geeky chat during this race. Oh my, I could listen to DC and Brundle chat about how gearboxes could brake forever...but how will Sky do?

So farewell to free race coverage, farewell to the 2011 season, farewell to Barrichello (?) and farewell to that prize money happily resting in my bank account.

Brazil GP Charts

Chart of Lust

1. (new entry) Alonso's overtake on Button - made the race worth watching.

2. (new entry) Good luck - for Webber. At last.

3. (re-entry) Team radio - so we knew about Vettel's broken gearbox. Giving viewers a glimmer of hope for an interesting race.

4. (new entry) Vettel's helmet-cam - great shots even if they were a little wobbly

5. (new entry) Conspiracy theories - I might believe this one...Vettel had "ropey" (um hello, it lasted until the end of the race) gearbox, so that Webber is allowed a race win.

Chart of Loathing

1. (new entry) Senna's penalty - Massa and Hamilton did not go anywhere near each other. The stewards must have been bored. Let's hope Alex Wurz saved enough F1 loot to afford to be smuggled away from the track.

2. (new entry) Barrichello obituary - he's not dead. He hasn't even retired. Officially.

3. (new entry) Coverage of Sam Michael - is he wearing McLaren uniform yet? No And now? No And now? No.

4. (re-entry) Rain chat - on and on and the clouds never broke.

5. (new entry) Raikkonnen not going to drive for Williams - boooooooooo.

Brazilian GP and FINAL Results

1. Besta di Resta - 1,160

2. Glock, Stock and Two Smoking Constructors - 1,142

3. Still Chewing - 1,130

4. The Lord of the Wings - 1,102

5. The Pitstop Princess - 1,030

6. Trulli Scrumptious - 1,018

7. Gurning Rubber - 1,016

8. The Best Team - 1,010

9. Fuelled by Tiger Blood - 952

10. Must do better... - 842

11. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 839

12. Ferrari Fanatic - 655

13. Wheelie Wheelie Fast - 539

14. Hippy F1 - 480

Abu Dhabi GP Charts

Chart of Lust

1. (new entry) Sam Michael - clearly brings something to a team, nothing Williams wanted though.

2. (new entry) Macca - giving a bass to Vettel, doesn't the boy have everything he could want already? Send it this way please.

3. (re-entry) Big hugs - Pipsqueak and Alonso - whodathunkit?

4. (new entry) Movember - although, moustaches do look better on winners.

5. (re-entry) Special shiny helmets - twinkly, glitter versions for Vettel and Hamilton

Chart of Loathing

1. (new entry) All Williams back row - boooooooo, roll on 2012.

2. (new entry) Blue flags penalties - the fault is clearly the circuit and the rubbish leaders not the backmarkers.

Abu Dhabi GP - "so glad I could do this for you"

Pffff...what to say?

Abu Dhabi GP Results

1. Besta di Resta - 1,101

2. Glock, Stock and Two Smoking Constructors - 1,077

3. Still Chewing - 1,064

4. The Pitstop Princess - 975

5. Trulli Scrumptious - 963

6. Lord of the Wings - 960

7. Gurning Rubber - 957

8. The Best Team - 944

9. Fuelled by Tiger Blood - 897

10. Beauty & the F1 Geek - 809

11. Must do better... - 789

12. Ferrari Fanatic - 623

13. Wheelie Wheelie Fast - 509

14. Hippy F1 - 464