Chart of Lust
1. (new entry) Sam Michael - clearly brings something to a team, nothing Williams wanted though.
2. (new entry) Macca - giving a bass to Vettel, doesn't the boy have everything he could want already? Send it this way please.
3. (re-entry) Big hugs - Pipsqueak and Alonso - whodathunkit?
4. (new entry) Movember - although, moustaches do look better on winners.
5. (re-entry) Special shiny helmets - twinkly, glitter versions for Vettel and Hamilton
Chart of Loathing
1. (new entry) All Williams back row - boooooooo, roll on 2012.
2. (new entry) Blue flags penalties - the fault is clearly the circuit and the rubbish leaders not the backmarkers.