Sunday, 28 August 2011

Belgian Charts

Chart of Lust
1. (new entry) Getting an F1 fix - it's been a long three weeks, let me tell you.
2. (re-entry) Overtaking - with and without DRS
3. (re-entry) New phrases - both courtesy of 5 Live; "absolutely hosing it down" and "the radars look like Nick Clegg, a smattering of blue".
4. (new entry) Scandal - I like this one, did Maldonado deliberately neuf Pipsqueak?
5. (new entry) Chinking champagne bottles - saying "cheers" on the podium
Chart of Loathing
1. (re-entry) Eddie Jordan - for saying that Williams are an "epic fail" thi year. You're not in the Inbetweeners.
2. (re-entry) DC - for wearing Schumi's Eurotrash 20 years in F1 T-shirt.
3. (new entry) 21-carat gold helmet - made for Schumi, too much
4. (static) McLaren's qualifying overalls - designed, it turns out, by Hugo Boss.
5. (new entry) Barrichello - I don't think he knows that he has been hired to score points for Williams

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