A short version this week:
Chart of Lust
1. (new entry) Sparkling helmets - sported by Alonso and Vettel, glittering under the floodlights
2. (new entry) Fireworks - ooooooohhhh
3. (new entry) Safety car - it nearly brought about interesting racing
Chart of Loathing
1. (new entry) Talking about sweating - isn't this a polite, civilised sport?
2. (new entry) Alonso - letting the Pitstop Princess down at her hometrack. Epic fail.
3. (re-entry) Vetelle - it's "Vettel as in kettle"