Chart of Lust
1. (re-entry) Vettel - a brilliant and ruthless start and now champion
2. (new entry) F1 puppets - all I want for Christmas...
3. (re-entry) Kobabashi - bearing the weight of Japanese expectations
4.(new entry) Tension - in the pre-podium room, the watch and hat guy should have a special knife to cut it with.
Chart of Loathing
Tyre saving - we want to see you qualify..fix this FIA.
Red Bull costumes - by far the worst fancy dress I've seen for a long time
Shoddy BBC coverage - perhaps Brundle thought it was such a good race because he saw all of it rather than the sketchy shots we received?