China Charts

Chart of Lust


1. (new entry) Papa Button's lucky pink shirt returns - why not? It works
2. (new entry) Low-tech espionage for high-tech design - just stick some engineers around the device in question and no one can take sneaky photos
3. (down 1) Rain - does the business yet again
4. (new entry) Clouds of ash - not convenient for everyone, but kept EJ in the UK
5. (new entry) Rosberg - finally, conclusive proof that Schumi is as poor a driver as I have always claimed, Williams know how to raise them


Chart of Loathing


1. (new entry) Unfortunate facial furniture - see Lewis Hamilton, or try not to
2. (new entry) Voiceovers by DC - so stilted, about as good at reading out loud as my P1s
3. (down 1) Jake and DCs matching bracelets - still?
4. (new entry) Ring of fire trophies - why?
5. (re-entry) The new graphics - still rubbish