As I write from London, I write with a contrite heart. I have left the pen drive with the FF1 spreadsheet back in Glasgow. So there won't be any results up until Thursday, at least.
However, I will still post the commentary and here is a competition to keep your spirit's up:
Question: With rain postponing qualifying, what other methods could the FIA use to order drivers on the grid?
Answers: Length of beard? Length of service? Canoe? Paper boat design?
Please post any of your answers as a comment.