Australia Charts

Chart of Lust

1. (new entry) Neurf - our favourite F1 word returns, we haven't heard it in ages
2. (new entry) Kubica - so worthy
3. (new entry) Rain - whoopee, an exciting race
4. (new entry) Guinea Pigs - as in Schumacher is Rosberg's tyre guinea pig
5. (new entry) Alguasauri - half the age of Schumi but half good enough to hold him up in a Toro Rosso

Chart of Loathing

1. (new entry) Overtaking - so much that I couldn't get on with my knitting
2. (down 1) Bitter Twist of Fate - poor Vettel, brake failure this time
3. (new entry) Whinging - who could I be talking about? Hamilton, of course.
4. (new entry) McLaren's winners T-shirts - a shade we shall call eye-burn orange, ghastly and such unsportsmanlike gloating they may as well walk around making L signs on their foreheads
5. (down 2) The New Graphics - getting better but still not very informative