Chart of Lust
1. (new entry) Petrov - hero of the hour, why didn't he achieve this last year when he was on my team?
2. (new entry) Black and gold - isn't the new Lotus Renault design beautiful?
3. (new entry) Perez - another great new entry
4. (new entry) "Glory Roll" - a new favourite phrase (it means the slow drive down the pit lane after your lap of honour)
5. (new entry) New Season - hooray for it finally starting
Chart of Loathing
1. (new entry) 107% rule - I feel fundamentally unfair, they pay their money too
2. (new entry) New gizmos - DRS instantly proved useless and KERS wasn't used by the top teams
3. (new entry) Williams - bloody awful performance
4. (new entry) Schumacher - always getting top billing in a team because "he is supersitious about even numbers". Yes, he's also superstitious about accellerating, winning and keeping a car undented.
5. (new entry) McLaren's new caps - they look like something a jester would wear