Chart of Lust
1. (new entry) Maldonado makes Q3 and out qualifies Schumacher - big smiles in the Crawford household (Scottish branch)
2. (new entry) Overtaking - yes please
1. (re-entry) Lots of team radio - only apparently they are now all lying to us to fool the other teams. How do the drivers know when its a lie? Next stop, Pig English.
4. (re-entry) Bruno Senna
5. (new entry) Papa Vettel - return of the Dads.
Chart of Loathing
1. (new entry) BBC's minotaur bullfighting/Red Bull schlock - are we in Greece? Are we in Spain?
2. (re-entry) What is happening with McLaren's qualifying overalls? Is there some kind of school design-an-overall competition?
3. (new entry) Serious Eurotrash sunglasses - here, there and everywhere. Only, honourable mention to a serial offender, Massa looked good in his Ray Ban aviators.
4. (new entry) Small talk - quite painful watching Button, Hamilton and Vettel trying to josh on camera before going to the podium.
5. (new entry) "Manhugs"